1. ...

    • Boy: What's wrong?
    • Girl: I hate it whenever people ask me what I see in you.
    • Boy: Why?
    • Girl: I hate it because I'm always unsure how to respond.
    • Boy: How come?
    • Girl: I'm unsure because if I tell them, I'm afraid they'll fall in love with you too..
  2. how to fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss